Ryan and his baffling inventions

string cheese= gum; take one bite and chew until your parents realize that it is still in your mouth and tell you to spit it out.
Pizza=deodorant; take a bite, give a bite to each arm pit, take another bite and give a bite to each arm pit.
Fork=hair brush. One bath a day is never enough.
Plate=Frisbee; (to moms ultimate frustration) even when their is ketchup still on it.
Anything that can stay on his head for more than one second=a silly hat
Water dispenser in the fridge=endless trips from fridge to sick, while making a lake on the kitchen floor.
writing utensil=creative art on anything and everything in the house and then when mom asks you what we should write on always answering paper.
cup with out a lid=instant science lab; what mixture can we come up with today.
Hello=hit me now or ram your head into me.
Food on the floor=snack time
That is my Ryan. It sounds so funny when I word it on the blog; thank goodness otherwise I wouldn't be able to survive, but we sure love him!